Occupy Drunk Driving: A Football Article

Aldon Smith, Occupiers take top headlines as Superweek starts

Pretty mediocre mugshot. Pretty incredible ears.

Maybe it's because I'm in the Bay Area right now, but all that anyone seems to want to talk about regarding football is the Occupy movement's appearance in Indianapolis. And if they don't want to talk about that, they want to talk about 49er defensive end and likely NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year Aldon Smith's DUI arrest in Miami Sunday morning. For all intents and purposes, it looks like Mr. Smith had an intense Saturday night. I had my first shift at a local grocery store yesterday, bagging groceries. I quickly found this was one of those jobs (like bus driver, taxi driver, therapist) where people think it's OK to talk to you about whatever the hell they feel like. Most of the time, people wanted to talk about the gluten-free soy sauce substitute that contains no sodium that they just bought. But those who wanted to talk sports to the guy getting paper cuts so they can carry their food home wanted to tell me about how Aldon Smith is just a young kid making mistakes. I wholeheartedly agree (but also, I don't agree at all). I'll get to that in a second.